At my work everyone has a nickname that starts with Big. There is Big Show (ironic) and Big Soda and Big Cup of Shut Up.
I did not come up with any of these.
No one could find the right nickname for me. They tried a lot--I greatly
protested "big eater"--and then one day I arrived at work and my
co-worker Bill said "I figured out the perfect nickname for you: Big
Love!"
I was shocked. I laughed awkwardly and might have mentioned that was
wildly inappropriate. The next week I was in Ft. Worth for work and was
surprised to see that Bill had replied-all to an email from my boss and
in that email referred to me as Big Love. I gchatted co-worker Michael
and told him I couldn't believe that Bill had used that nickname because
it was so inappropriate.
Michael asked why I found it so offensive and I said obviously because
it was making fun of my religion. He asked how, specifically, and I was
aghast! Why was everyone messing with me? So I explain to him about the
HBO show called Big Love that is about a lot of polygamists, and even if
that is in my ancestry it should not be my work nickname. Then Michael said that was weird that I had polygamist ancestry.
Meanwhile in DC, my co-workers are discussing how perplexed they are
that I am offended by this nickname. One suggestion was that maybe I
found it inappropriate to bring attention to my showing emotions at
work. And then after Michael explained to them, they all said "I have
never even heard of that show."
Hahaha . . . too late to un-mention polygamy!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious... I guess by "love" they meant all your lesson planning of marriage prep? Still laughing. :)
ReplyDeleteI thought of the big love show immediately too. I've never seen an episode but have heard about it. I guess people don't know much about our church for positive or negative.
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