TOP 10 WAYS I KNEW I WAS IN AUSTRALIA10. I would fall asleep some time between 8 and 10 every night.
9. Every other car we passed was a hatchback
8. When girls saw me get on a bus, they did not automatically lose interest. (Girls dig wheels)
7. I was the one with the strange accent.
6. I pulled my hamstring, hurt my knee AND became irritated due to walking half way across Australia.
5. All the rev-the-engine, hot rod drivers did not drive sports cars or trucks, instead they drove this strange combination of the two. (see picture)

4. I began to feel patriotic.
3. Two dollars for surfing the internet for twenty minutes sounded like a good deal.
2. Final Fantasy VII was in stock at Blockbuster Video. It is ALWAYS checked out in Provo, this is something my roommate and I have not been able to understand. Of all the movies to be constantly checked out, why this one?
1. At the Chinese restaurant I ate at, the meat had a weird smell to it and this was not because it was old, it was because I was eating Teppan Kangaroo.
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